The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.