The Late Scratch Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.