The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.