The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.