The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.