The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.