The Snap Count Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.