The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.