The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fehoko tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.