The Butter-Finger Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.