The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.