The Phantom Holding Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.