The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fehoko is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.