The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.