The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.