The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Fehoko's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.