The Mystery Tweak Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.