The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fehoko's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.