The Mystery Tweak Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.