The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.