The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Ref: "Number Fehoko, that's a flag." Fehoko: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.