The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“The QB looks at Fehoko exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.