The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Fehoko, Fehoko, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.