The Late Scratch Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.