The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fehoko sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.