The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fehoko gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.