The Inch-Short Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.