The Shadow Coverage Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Fehoko's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.