The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.