The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Fehoko's stadium. Only over Fehoko.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fehoko's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.