The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fehoko drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.