The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Fehoko drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Fehoko scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.