The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- The broadcast shows Fehoko on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fehoko is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fehoko, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.