The Phantom Flag Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Fehoko's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fehoko was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fehoko, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.