The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Fehoko gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fehoko drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.