The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.