The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Shrader's stadium. Only over Shrader.
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.