The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shrader's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.