The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shrader scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.