The Mystery Tweak Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Shrader will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.