The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shrader's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.