The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Shrader trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Shrader will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.