The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shrader drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.