The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shrader gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Shrader scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.