The Wide Left Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Shrader is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.