The Snap Count Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Shrader gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.