The Hamstring Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“A mysterious flag erases Shrader's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shrader, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.