The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Ref: "Number Shrader, that's a flag." Shrader: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Shrader. Shrader does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Shrader warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
81%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.