The Wind Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Shrader hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shrader drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.