The Doink Hex of Spencer Shrader
Spencer Shrader · IND · K
“Shrader gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shrader's week
- Shrader tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Shrader is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shrader, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Spencer Shrader in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Spencer Shrader is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Spencer Shrader actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.